is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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