i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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