I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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