He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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