i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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