Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Someone shattered a urinal.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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