my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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