Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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