Cold hands, warm shart.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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