Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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