he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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