u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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