Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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