i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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