My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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