can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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