In the future we'll all be gay
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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