I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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