We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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