sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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