also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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