So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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