dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
This house was built for laser tag.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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