you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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