Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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