what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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