O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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