Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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