My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
not ubering you a puppy
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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