your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So much Jack, so little girl.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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