So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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