just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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