I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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