Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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