Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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