wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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