Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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