ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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