how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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