I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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