In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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