Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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