nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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