sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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