arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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