I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm always down for nudity.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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