He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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