I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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