Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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