As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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