Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she looked like the before picture.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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